straightboyfriend:

you like seashells
but you wouldn’t
eat sand
or
fuck the ocean

stevesrogres:

cant believe we have to go through this again

• a majority of tumblr users are american
  
• american news is catered to things happening here in america
  
• were not “ignoring” things going on in european countries, we simply dont get a lot of the information about whats going on and therefore are unaware
  
• get your head out of your ass 
  

mothurs:

me in 6th grade: Did he just say the f word? Luckily, I, an intellectual, don’t use that type of immature language…
me now: wHAT th3 fucKk look at this fuckign meme!! im cryiNG lma0 !!! see u hoes later !!!

w-for-wumbo:

no jobs, thanks baby boomers

pagingme:

officially done my first week at college